If you don’t know what an anti-joke is, then you must have been living in your house, because it’s the NEW CRA-ZAY THANG all the hip kids are doing these days. Basically, an anti-joke is just something with all the standard framings of a normal joke, but with a dark, literal, or otherwise anti-climactic ending. Here are three my favorites from lowest to highest.
- How do you confuse a blonde?
You paint yourself green and throw forks at her. - So this dyslexic man walks into a bra…
- Why did the clown kiss the tree?
Because he walked into it.
That last one? I came up with when I was seven years old.
I’m such a trendsetter.
...Prepare to Die. 