My favorite anti-jokes (so far)

If you don’t know what an anti-joke is, then you must have been living in your house, because it’s the NEW CRA-ZAY THANG all the hip kids are doing these days. Basically, an anti-joke is just something with all the standard framings of a normal joke, but with a dark, literal, or otherwise anti-climactic ending. Here are three my favorites from lowest to highest.

  • How do you confuse a blonde?
    You paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
  • So this dyslexic man walks into a bra…
  • Why did the clown kiss the tree?
    Because he walked into it.

 

That last one? I came up with when I was seven years old.

I’m such a trendsetter.

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