About

My name is Illise Montoya…You killed my father…Prepare to—

Pffft, I’m just messin’ with you.

I AM Illise Montoya, but I know you didn’t kill my father—he thanks you by the way—and I have no intentions of killing anyone. I’m the author of three ongoing serial novels: Eikasia, Kliff’s Edge, and Akumu Love Panic. I also have a number of e-books on sale and for free at various distributors! Just search my name, or click here for my Smashwords page.

I’m married to a wonderful man and we have a beautiful baby boy. I graduated from Full Sail University as Valedictorian of my class, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Creative Writing. My favorite color tends to be red–but I have a fondness for black, purple, and green.  My favorite candy is Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, and I prefer Pepsi to Coke. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love video games, comic books, and beat-driven music.  My favorite superheroes are the X-Men. I prefer cats to dogs–-but I ♥ werewolves. I wish horror movies were less formulaic and sex-driven. My Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon, and my Astrological Zodiac is the Sagittarius. I’m full-blooded Panamanian. Currently, I live in California.

This is my personal blog where I tell you about the stuff in my head and the stuff I have to deal with. It can get a little dark, zany, weird, and offensive. You sure you wanna see this? Well…then maybe a little morbid preparation will be good for you.

PREPARE TO DIE.