Category Archives: Webcomics

#1: Comic Writing– Get Your DC Out Of My Marvel!

Writing comics is like having your eye ripped out and stuffed back into your head backwards.

You write yourself a page of script and you see it sink deeper and deeper into the depths of ineptitude.  You stare at the word choices, the tenses, the spelling, the pacing, the “show, don’t tells”, the surreptitious slop of slumbering verbs…and then you realize, “Holy spoot!  I need to do the opposite!”

Comic pages translate best, not through elaborate descriptions and long shakespearian dialogue–but through concise paragraphs using simplistic words, and breviloquent conversations…granted, every character has their shining moment of soliloquy at SOME point in a comic–but hardly ever does it drag on for more than a page.  Creative writing classes will teach you that expanding on ‘glossed’ descriptions makes a story better.  But when writing a comic, you can’t get too artistic about things, or else your artist may misunderstand your message and churn out a result you don’t like.  So what does the novelist-bred writer do in such a situation?  Well…regress of course.  Get specific about images you’d like instead of using abstract sentences that get you no where.  For example:  “Yeah, I imagined a decaying monster-zombie with thinning white hair, jagged teeth, and rotting skin…sort of like the Crypt Keeper–but on steroids!”

The hardest part about writing comics, I must say, is trying to organize the panels.  I mean, you’re sitting there typing all of this out in script form.  You see the scenes, you hear the voices, you know where things are going…but how do you know what things to put on a page?  How big should the panels be?  How do you pace things out so that it keeps a well-maintained rhythm that doesn’t disrupt the plot?  You try to envision the page design in your head…but as a writer it’s harder.  You can’t as easily freeze a perfect moment and SEE it on the page like maybe your artist might.  You see the scene as a WHOLE, not in SNAPSHOTS.

That’s why it helps to sketch out a page.  That’s why it helps to SEE how things could work in final format.  Now, I’ve tried sketching things out myself, but I’m impatient and can’t draw half the things I describe (plus my design skills aren’t all so great.)  …But I’ve found a program online that can help.  Mac users may be familiar with a program called, “Comic Life.”  The program is a nifty little thing that allows users to take images of any kind, and arrange them on pre-formatted panels (which you can edit and resize to your liking.)  They feature neat things like captions, and talk bubbles, and comic lettering, to help spruce up your comic-in-the-making.  For those drawing comics or writing comics (or both)–this can be VERY useful.

I’ve used the program myself and have come up with some nice results.  It’s help me already see how a page can better function, and because of it I think my ideas translate better.  Here’s a quick example of what I mean:

My incredibly sketchy/simple/sucky/recreated-demo-page-cuz-the-original-wasn't-saved pic

Yes, I drew those.  No, that’s not the best I can do.  Yes, the design isn’t the best.  (I had to re-create the page I did before, since my original demo page wasn’t saved) 

Now, the program was originally made only for Macs…but fear not, PC users!  I’M not a Mac user, and I used the program!  The developers of Comic Life have now undergone the beta stages of their Windows version.  They’re currently asking for PC users to download the program and test it out for bugs.  If you want to try this amazing tool, go there now and download the beta version!

But what about the bigger details?   What about the struggles of new comic creators in an industry now grown elitist and isolated?

…The bleak projections from the comic industry show that big time publishers like Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, and Image are completely dominating the market–meanwhile, independent publishers are scurrying about the ground in a panic, trying their damndest not to get smashed by their wrathful Grand Canyon-sized feet.  But its becoming more and more clear through examples like Seth Gordin, Fred Gallagher, and the guys off at Penny Arcade that WEBCOMICS are the new way to go for starting comic creators.  Sure, the internet can be an iffy place to get going, but consider this:  When corporate big shots easily snuff out small-time voices beneath the ash of their cuban cigars, wouldn’t it be better to beat out the blood-suckers through the speedy and edgy path of the world-wide-web?  At least through building up an audience FIRST, you don’t find yourself shelling out cash to produce 33-42 page tradeback issues that no one will buy–AND you guarantee yourself a steady platform to which you can begin selling your product!  Preferably a graphic novel of at least 60-100 pages…

So there you go.  Feel disheartened no more, fellow comic newbies.  We’ve still got a chance.  But we still need help, don’t we?  We still need some guidance.

That blog, among other things, discusses the struggles of up coming comic artists AND writers, and gives a plethora of links to sites that aid the creative process in the two links I’ve given above.  (I’m sort of lazy and don’t feel I should re-link what this guy’s already so NICELY linked already.)

So there you have it.  My splurge on comic writing and some of the things I’ve used to get me along in my projects.  The story I’m writing is not something I talk about in too much detail online (being the paranoid little monkey that I am) but I’ll probably post teasers of my work if I feel it’s good enough.  I kinda already have posted a teaser.  I’ve had to severely edit my script since I’ve started, and the only thing I can say is this:  NEVER use archaic X-Men comics as a model for your work…you’ll only come across as old-fashioned, unoriginal, and really boring.  >_>;;

P.S.  And just to justify my titling of this post…I’d just like to say that Spiderman 3 was a disaster–almost as bad (if not, worse) than X-men 3.  The coming Fantastic Four movie will only earn money from me because they’ve got the Silver Surfer in it…and the upcoming Batman movie (said to have Joker in it) had better be good.  I hear that Heath Ledger is playing Joker, and my heart can only cry at the fact that–even without Ledger–Hollywood will NEVER get the maniacal marvelousness that is Joker down right.

 P.P.S. (is there a such thing?) And I know I haven’t continued talking about the anime I mentioned in my last post, but I’m just trying to survive my final year of high school, and with time stretching on, my familiarity with the shows has faded away.  For curious birdies, I’ll be posting an anime list consisting of all the shows I’ve completed, the ones I stopped watching, and the ones I’m currently watching.  It’s really just to show that I SORT OF know what I’m talking about.   @_@


#1: Vamps, Bots, and Ecchi Cheapshots…

(Ya see that #1 up there?  If you refer to my first post/my about page, you’ll know and understand what I’ll mostly talk about in this entry.) 

I’ve been watching Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 and for whatever reason I remembered reading this spoof this guy did on artificial chicks in anime (like robots and clones).  I went looking through google and after four years I’ve finally found it again.

Clicky clicky.

Yep.  It goes on for a few pages and features such man-made wonders as Rei Ayanami (from Evangelion), Chii (from Chobits), Gally (from Battle Angel Alita), and Ryoko (from Tenchi Muyo).  Beneath the page where Gally goes on her crazy rant, the artist (Vaz) goes on a rant himself about women in anime, and how they are used as men’s playthings (both in their stories and by the male audience.)  It made me want to read the manga for Battle Angel Alita.  It sounds like a tearjerker, but atleast I know there’s a happy ending…plus, Gally DOES sound pretty cool.

(That’s Gally, in case your ability to infer information has somehow been damaged)

Also…in other anime news (with me atleast) I’ve begun watching Blood+ after seeing the third episode on adult swim last saturday night.  I’m lazy and don’t feel like spelling stuff out (not today atleast) but I just have to say it is REALLY cool.  When I first saw it, I kinda paused for a moment because I wasn’t sure if it was related to the movie, Blood: The Last Vampire.  Research later proved that the show is supposed to be its sequel (though I’ve heard it’s instead an alternative universe story.)  Anyways, once I found that out, I went to go watch B:LV on Youtube (I have to see things in order, y’see,) and lemme just say…

You all need to watch it.  I don’t care if you’re into anime or not.  You need to fucking watch this movie:

Take you’re head out of your ass and click this. Now. And you WILL watch this, despite the fact that it is on Youtube. The quality is still good, and the fact that it is spliced into separate parts is of no consequence. What’re you doing? CLICK NOW YOU IDIOT!!

Yep….no really, go watch that ASAP, because there’s no telling when the moderators will delete that off the site.

Later I’ll give a more detailed report on Blood+, but for now just take my word for it.  I’ll give my thoughts on Bubblegum Crisis 2040 too, as well as this other crazy number I started called Elfen Lied.  The latter is really bloody and has an exorbant amount of nudity.  My eyes were bleeding by the third episode.

I’ve also begun watching Love Hina: Again!  …I’m not so sure why I’m watching it.  It’s not clever and seems a bit forced (and yeah, I’m saying that for a fanservice show.)  I don’t recall the original Love Hina being so…blah.  Or maybe that was just because I was in middle school when I watched it.  Oh well…

Now…to make up for my laziness, a few pics of the shows I’m watching.

Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040

A very nice show.  Reminded me of super sentai at first, but then evolved past that.

…Cool outfits, anyway.

And be careful about those damn robots.  They take assimilation to a whole new level.


…I already said Blood+ was cool, didn’t I?

Elfen Lied

…Look, it’s just not for the faint at heart…I’d advise you not to mess with the pink-haired chick.

Idiots, why didn’t you believe me!?!?

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Woah!  Talk about a severe change in topic.  Ya mean there isn’t blood or monsters in this one!?  REALLY!?!?

No, seriously, this anime is very cute.  I know I didn’t mention this one before, but I like it alot.  I finished this sometime last week.  Expect this to be lumped into my major rant of anime shtuffs.

EDIT:  Click on this link.  This is the first time I’ve seen a website load up COMPLETE (not spliced into parts) translated anime episodes and manga.  The best part is…it’s FREE.  Blood+, Beck, Ah!  My Goddess, Bleach, Death Note, Ergo Proxy, Nana, Mai-Hime, One Peice, and XXXHolic episodes are on there. 

(Oh, and that Eragon movie?  Fucking sucks rotten eggs…so does Ghost Rider, too.  I only say that because I saw them both recently, and my soul burned in agony because of it.)